Beauty Queen Sets Loins Afire Across Nation

Miss Balaton 2006 Linda Zimány set loins of men across the nation on fire yesterday when the latest issue of local lad mag CKM hit newstand shelves. The glamour model, also once known as the Hungarian Britney Spears, has really outgrown that title since, well, she’s hot and proved she’s also got it upstairs, studying law at a respected university in Budapest, whereas Britney is, well, batshit insane. But that’s not the big news. What is is that up ’til now, Linda has always teased the nation with her skimpy clothes, but in this latest edition of the lad mag, she upped the ante by taking her top off, and not spoiling the view with her arms. We know who a majority of local men were furiously masturbating to over the past two days, and assure her that taking that bottom off isn’t such a bad idea either.